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Hello. This is Miyako Uehara, who as of late doesn’t speak anything other than “It sure was great to be a Nenbutsu”. Remember? Well, I’m happy about it. Wasn’t it great? Nenbutsu. I’m fond of jidaigeki, making me very happy about it, and it was so cool that I’ve seen dreams about it countless times, which is why I wish for a whole series made with this cast... Anything else? Hey? What do you think? is what I’m wondering... Does everyone remember my high point? Grr! is how you only remember me, by being angry? Are you alright? Do you remember what I was doing in the Final Episode? Somehow... in this nonsensical class, I’m the only studious, serious and sensible person... The conscience of the class, right? So far that’s OK?
Kurumi Wouldn’t the most sensible person be me?
Miyako Kurumi! Don’t you dare to try taking away that my personality by calling yourself plain! You’re already adaptable to everything despite the odds, so don’t go and make up characteristics extempore!
Kurumi It’s not extempore! Putting it bluntly, our reactions are just randomly distributed to us since we are the remaining two people outside Becky, Ichijou, Rei, Himeko and No. 6, and that’s all there is to it, so don’t sweat about details!
Miyako No way... You’re brutally honest... Being that sharp is a habit of plain ones, isn’t it...
Kurumi I’m not plain at all, and as for being sharp… How stupid do you think I am!? Besides, you’re not a sensible person to begin with, are you!? In the original work, despite seeing a bomb you didn’t flinch nor when it tilted you didn’t get scared. Isn’t that odd?
Miyako Huh? Was that so? But in “Dash!” I was frightened to see a missile, and I got mad to everyone being nonchalant while lodging together... See, isn’t that part of my charm, as a person of common sense? The direction in “Dash!” is as excellent as it should be!
Kurumi Just accept that it’s part of the so-called initial setup.
Miyako Grr! You think I’ll just accept that! I’m the very person of common sense, you know! “Kappa!? Robot!? There’s some limit in nonsense too~! Unbelievable~! Grr!” is that how you want me to butt into conversations! Goddammit!
Kurumi What a fiery girl you are.
Miyako Yes! That too! Being fiery is also part of my charm!
Kurumi In the latter half you didn’t get fired up that much.
Miyako Ughh.
Kurumi So what do you ultimately want?
Miyako I too want a distinctive anime-like personality made of me! Like a symbol! Look, a sensible swot doubled as a short-tempered and easily angered tsukkomi with a paper fan! “Grr!” is the way! What’s odd is that this plain girl Kurumi has a high rate of getting turned into a figurine!
Kurumi I’m not plain. I wasn’t set up as plain either. My setting is more like as the main heroine. In a situation with just a boke and a tsukkomi, since I’m perfect in many ways, jokes wouldn’t land and it’d be hard for me to butt in, so the conversation would fall flat. That’s why! You’ve seen it, right? It hasn’t gone well for those idols and actors who turned over to do comedy. That’s what I’m talking about.
Miyako It’s a matter how you put it...
Kurumi Wrong! I’m serious here! Kanemaki-san went and said “Kurumi is normally such a cute character that no matter what, she won’t be seen as someone plain”! That means I’ve normally been the heroine from the very beginning, no? That’s my true form. Everything else is the original manga style’s fault. They considered that fact and as a result, I’ve gone to become invisible and conceal myself... Everyone worked so hard on me! Don’t you get it!?
Miyako Not at all. But... at least you’re happy.
Kurumi Right~? So you should accept it already.
Miyako Huuh!?
Kurumi Didn’t I say it? Acceptance is vital.
Kurumi I mean, you suck at being a straight man (tsukkomi)! You can’t do it right, now can you?
Miyako Of course I can! Hey, try playing out as a fool (boke)! C’mon! Go on!
Kurumi What’s with that! Don’t just go and except me to be some idiot!
Miyako Hey now, being a boke character is also a form of individuality, see? Like, Off ★ with Plainness.
Kurumi I have no relations in being plain. If you say that again, I’ll kill you.
Miyako Eek…! I mean... Look... I’ve been told that I’m even more plain than you... Don’t you see how hard it is?
Kurumi Nope… Well when I’m called as plain, it’s meant to be a compliment. You see... Those views... Those views are an obstacle, and once I’m able to overcome them, I’ll surely be reborn as a real princess!
Miyako Bullshit!
Kurumi Eeeh!? What’s that sudden shift! Why do you have such a foul mouth!?
Miyako Look, gaining high esteem with impact. What an amazing tsukkomi character! is how this one-liner should be seen as!
Kurumi Why do you care so much about impact! And did you say “shit” just now? Yes, you!
Miyako It’s because your boke act is so bad! That stuff with princesses and all. Be a more clever boke!
Kurumi Wh... Why are blaming me for this! And above all, what are you demanding be to be a clever boke!
Miyako You’re an all-purpose heroine type, right? You should be able to crack some jokes at that level too!
Kurumi Heroine isn’t the same as an idiot! A real princess couldn’t make jokes like a fool!
Miyako Just die already!
Kurumi Eeeh!? And now you say me to die!? Why do you have a fouler mouth now!?
Miyako I staked my life on delivering this punchline! I’m desperate here! Get it?
Kurumi No... I don’t get it despite you say you’re desperate... But isn’t it strange that I’m the one who pointed things out as a result?
Miyako Ah! True! But why! Why did you become the tsukkomi and I became the boke!
Kurumi I mean... Your tsukkomi is weird. Doesn’t everything you say sound odd? Is it a habit for bookworms to speak strange Japanese?
Miyako Uh... But...
Kurumi And you terribly blamed me for it, what’s the deal with that? I want to have a proper discussion with butting into things! And only with butting in!
Miyako ...bullshit...
Kurumi Eeeeh! Why say it now in small voice!? You’re losing your energy!
Miyako Sorry... It was my true self slipping through. That low voice came from somewhere bottom of my heart.
Kurumi True self!? Why do you call it true! Where did that tsukkomi act go!?
Miyako I’m sorry... I... somehow... it’s okay... While studying and such... I’ll just chime on suitable occasions.
Kurumi Hey... What’s with you becoming so low in spirits! You should be the tsukkomi here! I might remember wrong, but in the original work, didn’t you have back and forth banter with the Professor!
Miyako Yes! Right. That’s exactly right. Being tsukkomi... I haven’t given up on that yet! I feel like I can see what’s ahead for me!
Kurumi Right right... That works for you.
Miyako Well, it seems like you were just bad with being a boke after all.
Kurumi You bitch!!
Himeko (This manzai duo... is no good...)
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